How I Manage to Procrastinate While Procrastinating: It’s a Science

“A year from now you may wish you had started today.” -Karen Lamb

Ironically, I procrastinated on the Procrastination-themed blog challenge of the day.  I got overwhelmed that the challenge was nearly over, that I wouldn’t have someone telling me what to do every day as an assignment, and then wtf was I going to do with myself?  I waited like 36 hours to even open it up. Maybe it was the P-word used in front of me to begin with? Maybe it was just that I woke up to a beautiful Saturday in San Diego and hit the snooze button on this whole blogfest.   We’ll just go with that.

It’s so easy to get overwhelmed, it happens to me A LOT.  If I think about the whole huge assignment, i.e. creating a remote career out of nowhere with no experience having a business of my own and really just a vision board that I look at across the room.

Plus, remember my blog two days ago:  SHINY EXPRESS!  Shiny Express is so much for fun to focus on than the dull, slow, black-smoke emitting Overwhelm Local.

Are you following along?  Are you noticing my procrastination continuing even as I write this sentence?

So to combat this, what I have found that works is just focusing on the small parts.  Taking one step at a time and committing to putting those pieces together, rather than trying to build Rome in the time it takes to finish an episode of Below Deck.  BTW did you notice what happened with Kate and Chef Ben this week?  OMG.  That episode was the —  shit.  I did it again.

Let’s just skip to the end of the story and summarize before I toss my computer on the couch and settle into a Below Deck Marathon:

GOAL:  More freedom in my life.

SOLUTION: Create a successful online business, which is as profitable as possible, while taking the least amount of time every day as humanly possible.

Captain Lee, not my husband

I will let you in on a little secret (don’t worry, it all ties into Below Deck):

My husband has a background in the yachting industry – and I’m obsessed with it.  I think it is so super cool and love talking about it with him and any of his friends.  I’ve come up with a website idea that will revolutionize the yachting industry.  I secured all the tools and means necessary to develop the website, but didn’t know how in the f*** wordpress worked.  Now, after participating in this blog and developing the entire thing myself, I’ve learned enough that I can transfer these skills to the other project and not make it look like a 3rd grader put it together for a science project.

Then, I let fear of failure and also fear of success hamper my progress.  Honestly, it sounds so stupid typing that, but it’s totally true.  We humans are weirdos sometimes.  But it is totally natural and I’m happy I’m not alone on this one.

“Hellooooo, Procrastination and Overwhelm, nice to see you again!  Have a drink.  Or 7.  Here’s a magazine.  Come on in and we will find a way to distract me for the next few weeks, so I don’t have to make any actual progress on this project!!”

When you have Procrastination and Overwhelm visit your doorstep like I do, it helps to paste this quote everywhere:

A Month/Season/Year from now, you will wish you had started TODAY.  

This blog post is in response to Natalie’s 10 Day Freedom Plan Blog Challenge Day 7

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